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We have a huge, exclusive for you tonight.
Harley Carter, star of TV's 1 detective drama, Call Carter,...
...and his wife, actress and supermodel Winter Wood,...
...have been the faces of 'happily ever after' here in Tinseltown...
...for almost five years.
Until right here in Malibu,...
Harley went after Steven Gattner,...
...his longtime friend and costar, in what can only be called...
...a red carpet bloodbath.
Steve!
C'mere.
Hey, c'mere! Why are you running?
First you sleep with my wife...
...and then you come to my wrap party?
- You slept with my wife! - I didn't touch Winter!
Does this Malibu meltdown...
...say the end of HarleyWood?
I saw you!
- You were naked! - I didn't touch her!
- Get your hands... - I saw your p3&!$!
Hello?
Who?
Vijay Gill?
I didn't even know I had a junior agent.
Well, I'm at the beach....
Beverley Hills, 10:00 A.M.
Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to make that,...
...see, I'm at the beach in Canada.
Okay, you know what, let me talk to Rhonda.
Yeah?
Well, tell her I don't wanna talk to her, either.
Thanks.
The question on everyone's mind.
What's the next move for Harley Carter?
Stay tuned.
CARTER
Duck, one, two.
Hands up. Duck, one, two.
Hands up! Nice, crisp punches. Give me six!
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Let's go, everything you got, Sam.
Here we go. Push, let's go!
Push!
Sam!
We're done.
I don't understand why you spend so much time here.
I can't understand why you don't.
It's why we carry this.
You missed the morning briefing again.
Family drama.
Speaking of, Chief wants you at beach 4.
For family drama?
There's been a Harley Carter sighting.
Harley Carter's at the beach?
Wait, Harley Carter's in town?
Yeah, I assumed you'd already know that.
One more round.
Omigod, you're him, aren't you?
If by him you mean me then yes,...
- ...I'm him. - Hey everybody, it's Charlie Carter!
Hi, everyone.
It's actually... Charlie Carter is the character I play.
I'm Harley Carter.
You're a lot taller on TV.
Yeah well, I lose a foot or two when I'm sitting down.
At least I have a foot or two to lose.
Why don't you get up then?
So I can knock you down!
I don't fight hobbits, okay?
They're notorious nut-punchers.
Did you actually just call me a hobbit?
I am so sorry,...
I always miss on the first take.
It's just lemonade. Yeah, it's just stinging cause...
Dude, get away from her!
Hello, Shane.
Is it just me or is this all a little deja-vooey?
What do you think my father will say...
...if he found out you pulled a gun on me?
He'll ask why I didn't pull the trigger.
Save him some college money.
Step away from the movie star.
- TV. - I know.
Show's over everybody.
Sam!
Why didn't you call.
I was going to but somebody threw my phone in the lake.
Well, can I give you a ride somewhere away from your adoring public?
Yeah! Sure, I'm staying at the Westin.
Why aren't you staying at your house?
Well, I didn't want the Yasudas...
...to think I was kicking them out.
Omigod, you're afraid of your own housekeepers.
Everyone's afraid of my housekeepers.
Alright. Come on. I'll buy you a coffee.
- You need a hand with that? - Nah, I got it.
- You sure? - Yup.
So do you wanna talk about what happened with Winter?
You know what I did when I walked in...
...on my wife and that guy?
Nothing.
So I just backed out of the room, sat on my couch for awhile,...
...and finally got up and went to catch a movie.
America's greatest detective never saw the clues?
You know,...
...when I was in high school, when we were in high school...
...and I wanted to know if somebody
...was a good guy or a bad guy, I would just ask you.
And you were always right.
Always.
And you missed this?
It's Hollywood.
My spidey sense was going off 24/7.
Everyone's faking something, you just get used to it after a while.
It's really good to see you, Sam.
It's good to see you, too.
Call ahead next time.
I would've,...
...it's just we haven't really talked that much since...
...that Christmas party at your place.
I gotta ask, did...
...did something happen that night?
You don't remember?
I remember screaming, "hey, mistletoe!"...
...and then maybe I said something kind of drunky-sleazy.
It's not like you to forget things.
Vodka is my kryptonite.
I'm a little hurt you don't remember the rest of that night.
'Rest of that night'? So something did happen?
Well, nothing memorable apparently.
Sam, come on.
- You can't leave me hanging like... - This is Detective Shaw.
What's the address?
No, I know where that is, I'm fifteen minutes out.
Where're we going?
We're not going anywhere. I'm going to work.
But I'll have somebody to give you a lift from there.
Okay.
Hey, is there gonna be press at this crime scene?
Cause I got some lemonade on my shorts.
Hey, hey. Stay in the car.
I've seen my share of crime scenes.
Harley, this isn't a set.
Stay in the car, and be quiet.
You got here fast.
Yeah, I was in the neighbourhood when the call came in.
This is the Childress house, right?
The victim's male, late 50's, early 60's,...
...single gunshot wound to the head.
Poor guy was strapped to a chair, never stood a chance.
- Was it Childress? - Yeah.
His, daughter, Abigail, called it in.
She's not saying much yet. She took a knock to the head.
- Home invasion? - Robbery.
Looks like a safe's been cleaned out.
Daughter confirmed it contained cash,...
...some high end jewelry apparently.
Sam! Is this a thing up here now?
Decorating your yard with tiny, little hate crimes?
You can't just wander onto a crime scene.
You think I wanna be here?
I'd way rather be taking a nap...
...or having one of those butter tarts from Brownyn's Bakery.
Tell me Bronwyn's is still open?
No. They closed in 2015.
Alright, well. Nap it is.
Okay, I'm having one of the uniforms take you to the Westin.
Okay. Well, is it cool if I leave my rental car at the beach?
- You have a rental car? - Yeah.
Well, why was I driving you?
I thought it gave us a chance to hang.
Omigod, I was chauffeuring you.
Well, you know I hate to drive.
Plus... quality time.
Just go. And I will call you later.
Alright.
Good luck with your crime scene!
Hey, Harley, got a second?
Get off our property!
Go, go, go, go! She's got a gun!
I made coffee.
Hi, Dot.
It's great to see you guys...
...and I super appreciate how you've taken care of the place...
...but we really need to dial back the shooting at people.
(Tell him about Tetsu)
(He will think we've abused his trust)
(Old man, he abuses our trust by making us watch his TV show)
Harley.
You are like a son to us...
(I am a worse actor than he is)
Guys, you know I speak Japanese, right?
Okay, I don't. Look,...
...if you're worried about the living arrangements, don't be.
I'm just here to get my head on straight.
Hell, you guys have lived here longer than I have.
My house is your house.
Well, not legally your house.
I still own it.
I'll be in my old room.
- ...In the cabin. - Harley. About that...
- We have a nephew... - ...Who is coming to visit. Soon.
Dot! Dot! Dot!
You are famous. People are crazy.
Okay, you know what? I smell trouble,...
...I'll work the phrase, "blow his head off"...
...into the conversation.
And that will be your cue to blow his head off.
Come on in!
No.
They cancelled my show, didn't they?
We have a warrant for the arrest of Koji Yasuda.
Koji?
On what charge?
Suspicion of murder.
I am so sorry. Who is this again?
Seriously? This is what we're doing?
Look, you're the one who waltzed into my station...
...expecting preferential treatment because of who you supposedly are.
This is your life.
I am so sorry.
Harley, he's not going to talk to you about...
...an open investigation.
Or anything apparently.
Wait, wait, wait! Where are you going?
I want to know why you think Koji...
...had something to do with this.
Aside from the fact that the gun we found at the scene...
...was registered in his name?
Ballistics are in.
The bullet that killed Childress matches his gun.
- Someone could've stole it. - Harley...
No, please detective, allow me.
We also have a witness who overheard a verbal altercation...
...between Koji Yasuda and Albert Childress two days...
- ...before the murder. - Koji allegedly...
"Stay away from my family or I'll kill you". That's a quote.
Well, what does Koji say?
That information is filed under none of your damn business.
Sir.
Everyone will know by tomorrow.
Koji confessed, Harl.
He didn't even try to deny it.
That's the victim's daughter.
It's not like it is on TV, is it?
Funny.
I was just thinking it's exactly...
...like it is on the show.
I mean I'm sitting here literally...
...thinking, "She is good. She's got a real future ahead of her."
Harley.
Her father is dead.
I know.
But here's the thing.
If I can look at this like it's my TV show,...
...maybe we can figure this out.
Is that Harley or Charlie Carter talking?
Because either way, it's terrifying.
I need to talk to Koji.
You need to not walk into my workplace and mouth off to my boss.
Sam, this is Koji, okay?
The same Koji who gave me the most awkward birds & bees...
...conversation in the history of awkward.
When I was nineteen.
Harley, there are rules,...
...this is a police station.
I know, I picked up on that immediately.
Sam.
When my mom went...
...when my mom died...
...my grandparents didn't have the slightest idea...
...what to do with a twelve-year-old boy.
It was Dot and Koji...
...who really stepped up.
I owe them.
I love them.
Dammit.
I know you didn't do this.
I did it. I killed him.
What?
- Why? - I do not need a reason.
I am a bad ass sicko.
So you-you knew this guy?
I hate him.
A craziness comes over me just thinking about him.
Alright Koji, so you killed this guy.
Tell us how it all went down.
It is all a blankness.
Well, tell us what you do remember.
I remember...
...he was there.
- Where? - There.
Where he was.
Words were spoken. Then...
...blankness.
- What words, Koji? - I don't remember.
The blankness includes the words.
Okay. Time's up.
I'll be back. Try and remember that.
He doesn't even know where the murder happened.
I know. His story is a bucket full of nuts, but he confessed.
We need to be careful...
...how we move forward.
So we are moving forward.
Okay, I think it's time I had a...
- ...heart to heart with Dot. - Yeah.
So you're saying he did do it?
Koji went out and shot that guy.
I didn't say that.
- Well, you didn't say he didn't. - Yes.
- Yes what? - Yes, I didn't say he did or didn't.
What is your problem?
Dot, this is your husband we're talking about.
I know who Koji is.
Dot, you have to tell me what you know.
The real killer is still out there.
What if- what if they kill someone else?
The police are probably not even looking for other suspects.
Somebody other than Koji...
...should be sitting in that cell...
and I need your help to put them there.
Alright,...
You know what?
You play your game, I'll play mine.
On a completely separate note,...
...I found these Chucks...
...in my room along with a lot of underwear.
Please don't buy me underwear. Okay, Dot?
That's like, a personal shopping experience...
...and not your responsibility.
But I am going to keep the Chucks.
Because they're sweet.
Usually we just rent cars.
Yeah, well, today, I'm renting you with the car.
So why are we going to the morgue?
We are going to the morgue...
...because it's the first thing you do in a case like this.
I'm gonna ask the medical examiner...
...if there are any irregularities...
...and he or she is gonna say, "There's this one thing"...
...and the next thing you know I'm solving the case...
...and having pretend sex with Lucy Liu.
Lucy Liu,
Best pretend sex I ever had.
I thought you wanted to see a dead body.
Well, yeah, but not just some random one.
Is this research for your show?
What body did you want to see?
- Albert Childress. - Heck no.
That body is part of an ongoing investigation.
I can't just show it to you.
I've got a roofer who fell off a barn. I could show you him.
Why would I want to see a dead roofer? No, I...
...I just want to know if there were any irregularities...
...in the Childress corpse.
All irregularities go in my report.
Well, any irregularities that didn't go in your report?
Like weird tattoos? Or...
...a butterfly cocoon in the mouth?
Seriously?
Hey!
People can't just walk in off the street to gawk at corpses.
Sorry Sam, I knew he was a friend of yours...
...and he said he was working with you.
- Won't happen again. - It's okay, Nic.
My car's parked in the back.
He was never here, I owe you a drink.
Friday night.
You can explain to me what just happened.
Yes.
So no irregularities?
What?
Well, this is the part where you're supposed say,...
..."It's probably nothing but..."
- Well... - Really?
It's not nothing.
It's pretty significant and it's in my report, of course,...
...but it is unusual.
I'll be the judge of that.
Actually I'll be the judge of that.
We'll be co-judges.
It's the victim's wrists...
Did anyone else just hear the dramatic music?
What about his wrists?
There were ligature marks but no abrasions,...
...nothing to indicate a struggle.
Well, he had a gun pointed at him.
True, but it's human nature to test the bonds.
To see if there's any wiggle room.
Interesting.
Are you suggesting that that actually means something to you?
No, but aren't you happy I paused at the door?
I rented Kyle for the whole day.
I sent Kyle home.
Kyle was never here. You were never here.
Unless you want to start sharing a cell with your housekeeper.
- On what charge? - You told her...
...you were working with the police.
Koji didn't kill anyone.
You heard that thing about the victim's wrists.
He did not put up a struggle.
So unless he wanted to die...
...there's some whole other game being played here.
Are you having a nervous breakdown?
Is that what this is? Because I would get it.
- You know, you screw up your job... - I have not...
...screwed up my job.
The studio is bluffing. Jimmy Smits?
He's like... 80.
Please tell me you're the guy...
...who murdered the other guy?
What?
Because if you killed him, then I can get the hell out of here.
Yeah, yeah. Back to L.A.?
- First plane. - Okay yeah, I'm that guy.
I killed whoever it is you're talking about.
Junior Agent Vijay Gill.
We meet at last.
Would it be weird of me to ask...
what the hell you're doing in my kitchen?
You've been ignoring calls from the studio. And the agency.
People are concerned.
I have been tasked with bringing you back home.
- I am home. - No, your other home.
Your work home.
I'm kind of in the middle of something here.
Look, Mr. Carter, wait.
Look, I know this will sound extreme but,...
I literally can't go back to Los Angeles without you.
Just because these guys rep Tom Cruise...
...does not mean they control the borders.
Go home.
Mr. Carter, wait.
Mr. Carter!
Look, Mr. Carter, I'm a Canadian citizen.
Okay? They won't renew my work visa...
...unless I get you home with me.
And they will fire you.
I'm on hiatus.
They will fire you. And sue you for breach of contract.
Nobody's firing Harley Carter.
You weren't there. They were extremely vexed.
They will fire you unless you apologize.
They won't.
They will.
- They won't. - They will.
They won't.
- They will. - They won't.
- They will. - Vijay, they won't.
Mr. Carter, they will.
- They won't. - They will.
They won't.
If I change to "they won't" will you change to "they will"?
No, because in this conversation, I'm Bugs Bunny...
...and you're Daffy. I'm always Bugs.
C'mon,let's go for the record.
- They won't. - They will.
The record is fifty-five minutes.
Okay, where did you come from?
I was always here. I let you in.
No, I distinctly remember the lady who let me in...
...didn't have a shotgun.
What are you doing with that thing, Dot?
It's a free country.
A free country that frowns upon...
...armed seniors roaming the countryside.
Just, don't do anything crazy.
Crazy like a TV detective...
...investigating a non TV murder?
Wait, there was an actual murder?
I almost saw the body.
And Charlie Carter is involved?
The police think my housekeeper killed someone.
Are you sure she didn't?
No. Not her.
Her husband. Koji...
Listen,...
Vijay...
...I can't go back to L.A..
Dot and Koji...
...practically raised me.
And he did not do this.
I'm in a real live Charlie Carter mystery.
Nobody is leaving, okay?
We gotta tail your housekeeper. Now.
I was about to walk straight into Crazytown, wasn't I?
Well, I'm actually headed that way myself.
You drive.
I can't believe I'm tailing a murderer.
She didn't kill anyone.
Well, you said it yourself.
Koji told Childress to stay away from his family.
Even if she didn't pull the trigger,...
...she's neck deep in this now.
She pulled over, she pulled over!
What do I do? What do I do?
There's space across the street.
Just do a u-ey.
Watch out! What are you doing?
Could you be any more conspicuous?
- God. - I mean, is there a button...
...that will shoot flames out of this thing?
- I'm nervous. - Yeah well, you shouldn't be,...
...cause you're doing as terrible a job as you could.
Sorry, sorry everyone!
Just got her, one more... sorry!
Go, go, go, in, in, in.
That was awful.
Do you think she saw us?
No, she can't see very well.
It's why she uses a shotgun.
Who's she with?
The daughter of the dead guy.
Awesome.
Okay, what is she doing with the daughter...
...of the man her husband supposedly killed?
I got nothing.
Maybe she paid your gun-toting housekeeper to kill her Dad.
That's your theory?
That my housekeepers are secretly contract killers?
What's your theory, then?
My theory is that your theory is stupid.
Well, on the show you usually have a theory by now,...
...so who's stupid?
Yeah well, on the show I also have my own trailer...
...and a woman whose only job is to make me...
...spicy tuna sandwiches.
Now we're just watching two people drink coffee.
You can't read lips, can you?
Vijay!
She shovels...
...the running...
...zipper...
bobo, booboo...
You could've just said no.
Too bad you can't just do what you do on the show when you get stuck.
What's that?
You call up your streetwise pal, Davey Leech,...
...and he points you in the right direction.
Of course, Leech always has his own agenda, so there's that.
Vijay. Phone.
Who're you calling?
Dave Leigh, coffee truck impresario.
Hey man, have I told you how much I love the truck?
Four times.
So far, it's the only point you've made.
Yeah, this is this is super awkward.
I guess we really haven't talked...
...since, my writers came up with that new character.
Yeah, your junkie, street-wise sidekick.
Yeah. Not based on you.
You know, you're not a junkie...
...anymore.
Not that you ever were.
You called him Davey Leech.
Yeah, that was ...
...that was our bad.
Davey Leech. Dave Leigh.
That's... that's super close.
But, by the same token...
...you know, Charlie Carter, Harley Carter...
...people are always confusing the two.
By 'people', do you mean you?
Cause that's the word on the street.
That you're running around playing detective.
You and Sam do keep in touch.
What do you want, Harley?
Hey, what do you know about this...
...whole Albert Childress murder thingy?
Koji didn't kill Albert Childress.
Well, obviously.
So who did?
Just give it to me.
You know what?
The last time I helped you I lost a toe.
And I lost my favorite hat, okay? ...
Nut up, it was grade eleven.
Alright. I want twenty thousand dollars.
What? For Davey Leech.
Four years of Davey Leech. Twenty grand.
Deal.
Alright.
Where's Dot?
Funny you should ask. I've got someone tailing her...
...as we speak. Let me see your phone.
Where's your phone?
Hey. It's Harley. What's going on?
Seriously? Are you kidding?
You're fired.
No, you're not really fired.
I'll talk to you later.
Alright, my agent lost her.
In his defense, he's an agent.
And she shot out his tires.
Yeah, that sounds like Dot.
Did you talk to Tetsu?
What is a tetsu?
Tetsu.
Koji and Dot's nephew who's been living at your house...
...for the last few months. You didn't know?
I did not know that.
But I suspect I'm wearing his sneakers...
...not his underwear.
I gotta go.
You know what? I'm coming with you.
Hey man, I appreciate your help.
And unlike Davey Leech,...
...you do not have an ulterior motive.
I want my twenty grand.
Told you he'd suck you in.
Yeah but I'm getting twenty grand. You?
Okay, enough with the chitty chatty.
Did you know Koji had a nephew?
- ...who has been living at my house? - I didn't.
I think the nephew might be mixed up in all this somehow.
Well, I did some checking into Koji's story.
And?
His bowling league said he bowled a 280 on that night.
So he has an alibi, whether he wants one or not.
So I brought a peace offering.
If it wasn't for all the weird tension between us,...
...I'd say this is starting to feel like the old days.
The old days had a lot of weird tension.
Alright. Stay here.
Do you have a permit for that piece?
You really want to be having this conversation right now?
- Yes, I do. - Alright, go left.
Stay, please.
Hey!
We need to talk.
You wanna tell me what you were doing in my house?
I think someone's after me.
Tetsu and his aunt are protecting me.
Who?
Do you know who killed your dad?
Did you see someone?
No, I don't remember.
I walked in the room and...
...there was so much blood.
Okay. It's okay.
You're safe now.
Just stay here.
Get in the car!
What the hell is going on?
That was a warning shot.
We just wanna talk to him.
Tetsu is here, but Dot won't let Sam anywhere near him.
Well, Abigail's here too.
- Where? - Out back.
Not anymore, she's not.
Damn it.
This is your fault.
- I was just trying to keep them safe. - From who?
There was someone out there. I didn't get a good look.
I took a shot to scare them off,...
...then here you come, to mess things up.
Abigail and Tetsu are friends.
"Friends" makes them sound like they're eight.
- The lawn jockey. - The what?
Would Albert Childress have been considered a tolerant fellow?
No, racist dickhead. And proud of it.
Okay, Childress finds out that Tetsu is dating his daughter,...
...and what, threatens the kid?
"Stay away from my family".
That's what Koji was overheard saying.
He was talking about his nephew.
Doesn't mean that the nephew didn't kill the old man.
I mean, he takes him out of the picture,...
...and then he runs away with his daughter.
Tetsu didn't hurt anybody.
He was here with me. All night.
Alright, Tetsu did not kill Childress, who the hell did?
Probably whoever Dot just scared off.
Who is still out there right?
- Those kids are in danger. - Alright, let's go.
I'm coming too. The more eyes the better.
On one condition.
- Are you serious? - Yeah.
I do have a permit for this.
Just... not on me.
As for you, you lock it up...
...until the police get here.
Brenda? We've got a situation over at Harley's house.
Send a couple of cars.
What do you guys think?
I remember this place.
- It's the first place I got drunk. - Me too.
They're inside.
Be careful.
Police, freeze.
Now! Don't move.
The star-crossed lovers.
Tetsu.
You're not in the country legally, are you?
That's why Koji and Dot have been keeping you off our radar.
He didn't kill my dad.
Sam, can I talk to you for a second?
What are we gonna do?
Come on, look at that guy. It's not Tetsu.
Why do you think that?
Because it's always someone we met earlier,...
...someone who was totally innocent,...
...but then in a shocking twist...
...it's revealed they're the ones who actually did it.
Harley, you do realize...
...that life is not like a TV show, right?
A police investigation doesn't just...
...wrap up in a bow in the third act.
Actually, that would be the fifth act....
One hour crime Dramas typically follow a five act structure...
...Which, I can see doesn't interest you in the slightest.
Guys?
We have a problem.
I've never seen this guy before.
So much for your theory.
Alright, take it easy.
Drop your weapon, or I'll kill him!
No one needs to get hurt.
Mark?
What are you doing?
Wait, you know this guy?
Ex-boyfriend?
The whiter shade of pale that Dad liked better.
Did you kill my Dad?
That wasn't the plan.
Childress didn't put up a struggle,...
...so he either wanted to die,...
...or he wasn't expecting it.
You and Childress were in on this together.
What?
What are you saying?
The old man did not like me much...
...but when he caught wind of her new boyfriend...
...he came to me plan to get him out of the picture.
So you faked a robbery trying to frame Tetsu.
But why kill Childress?
She came home early.
Daddy?
It felt like the plan was falling apart...
...and I knew your dad was gonna throw me under the bus so I...
Look, I just panicked.
A man died because you panicked.
No one liked him, anyway.
And it worked.
Even stealing that gun from your house.
Those people have a lot of guns lying around.
They do have a lot of guns.
Abby.
- We're leaving. - No.
- Please, no. - You're my insurance.
No, no, no. We're good, we're good,...
...my bad. That was dumb. That was dumb.
Come on!
You won't get very far.
These woods are crawling with cops by now.
Is that what you think?
Don't move.
I just wanted to apologize for my buddy...
-...gunning it... - I said stop.
I'm here to say sorry,...
...on behalf of Dave, for gunning it earlier.
- Don't move! - He should not...
...have gunned it like that.
- That was very bad... - I will shoot you...
...right now! In the face!
Sam!
I'm so glad you guys picked up on my code!
I had to shoot before he picked up on it.
You're gonna be sorry you did that.
You know there are better distractions...
...than getting shot in the face.
I went with a classic.
What if I'd missed?
Missing...
...is not your thing.
What the hell took you so long?
Looks like I missed the fun.
I'll take him to the station, get started on the paperwork.
Come on.
Where are the rest of the cops?
They're en route.
It's just that Mark said something earlier...
...suggesting no other cops would... be showing up.
Well, he was wrong.
Here I am.
What are you getting at, Harl?
Why don't we continue this conversation back at the station?
How about we just wait for backup to arrive.
This is ridiculous.
We've already got the ex-boyfriend, let's just go.
How would you know that?
How would you know that he was the ex-boyfriend?
Drop the gun, Sam.
Dirty cop.
Staple of the genre.
What's this about, Brenda?
She's got two more.
I'm just cleaning up another one of my little brother's messes.
He's your brother?
How did you not know that that was her brother?
We're partners, not friends.
All you had to do was let us drive out of here,...
...and we would have disappeared.
And now we have a problem.
Well, you guys were home free.
The cops were looking for Tetsu, not Mark.
Why would you come after these two, guns blazing?
Because Abby witnessed the murder.
She says now that she didn't see anything but that's the shock talking.
Traumatic events can affect the encoding of memories.
It's called psychogenic amnesia.
And it's temporary.
Still got that freaky memory.
Looks like Mr. TV detective isn't just a pretty face.
Let's see if we can do something about that.
That memory stuff is all true. But mostly I was stalling.
Freeze, dirtbag!
What the hell?
You're welcome.
Twist ending.
Called it.
Dot, we could have gotten those.
- You still can. - No, no.
Thank you. I am not ungrateful like this guy.
Thank you.
I'm glad you're free, Koji,...
...and I hope it wasn't too horrible.
The only thing horrible was Koji's mad dog killer performance.
The police did not believe me to be convincing either.
He is a worse actor than you.
Weird moment to take a shot at my acting,...
but whatevs.
Also this.
Check it out.
"Be the Hero"?
Yeah I may have mentioned to the mayor that...
...thing my mom used to tell me.
Used to tell us.
"If your life is a story, be the hero."
What?
"Therefore Mayor Hamilton...
...is offering Harley Carter the position...
...of Consulting Detective...
...to the Bishop Police Department".
What?
This is the first I'm hearing of this!
I mean, you can't accept it.
Of course I can't!
Wait, why can't I?
How about because it's insane?
And Vijay would kill you.
What?
Nothing.
They're just retelling your whole life story.
Starting when we were kids.
Our first case.
I don't know where they dig up this old stuff.
That's ancient history.
Hey, do you guys want to hear something weird?
Is it about you two sleeping together at a Christmas party?
We didn't.
You just peed in my closet and fell asleep in my mom's bed.
You are so mean.
- You are so mean. - I'm the meanest.
You were saying?
These last few days,...
...you know, despite all the punching, kicking...
...and shooting.
I had so much fun.
Now that's the Harley Carter I remember.
But seriously, though.
You're not thinking of accepting her offer, right?
Consulting detective?
Come on, I only play one on TV.
Okay.
So you gonna stick around?
I'm on hiatus.
I'm going to stick around like crazy.
Get into a little trouble.
Goodie.
I'll get the VIP jail cell all ready for you.
To the best hiatus ever.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Do you guys remember Robbie MacDougal from high school?
Yeah.
Well, his grandma called me.
She has not seen her teeth since Tuesday.
Guys...
...I have a few leads.